Useless Statistics About My Work Life
I did a breakdown of my week (starting on Sunday and ending on Saturday, though the weeks have begun to merge, as I haven't had a day off since my parents visited me) to figure out ... well, useless things that I might want to store in my head when I figure out why I am not making nearly as much money as I need to survive in the New York metropolitan area.
*Sony Pictures/Chili's*
Friday, May 6th - 6/6.5
Saturday, May 7th - 7.5
Sunday, May 8th - 9
Monday, May 9th - 8
Tuesday, May 10th - 6.5
Wednesday, May 11th - 8
Thursday, May 12th - 6
Friday, May 13th - 6/6.5
Saturday, May 14th - 7.5
57.5 - Sunday through Saturday ($422)
34.5 - Sony Pictures, Monday through Friday ($207)
23 - Chili's, Sunday, Friday Night, Saturday ($215)
8.21 - Avg. # of Hours Worked Per Day ($7.34/hr.)
6.9 - Avg. # of Hours Worked Per Day @ Sony Pictures ($6.00/hr.)
7.67 - Avg # of Hours Worked Per Day @ Chili's ($9.35/hr.)
So as you can see, I have no social life anymore. Though it would seem that I should have money to spend on a social life I don't actually have, one would be mistaken to expect that my bank account should be swelling. Until my credit swelling has reduced, the checking account will most likely remain under $100.
*Sony Pictures/Chili's*
Friday, May 6th - 6/6.5
Saturday, May 7th - 7.5
Sunday, May 8th - 9
Monday, May 9th - 8
Tuesday, May 10th - 6.5
Wednesday, May 11th - 8
Thursday, May 12th - 6
Friday, May 13th - 6/6.5
Saturday, May 14th - 7.5
57.5 - Sunday through Saturday ($422)
34.5 - Sony Pictures, Monday through Friday ($207)
23 - Chili's, Sunday, Friday Night, Saturday ($215)
8.21 - Avg. # of Hours Worked Per Day ($7.34/hr.)
6.9 - Avg. # of Hours Worked Per Day @ Sony Pictures ($6.00/hr.)
7.67 - Avg # of Hours Worked Per Day @ Chili's ($9.35/hr.)
So as you can see, I have no social life anymore. Though it would seem that I should have money to spend on a social life I don't actually have, one would be mistaken to expect that my bank account should be swelling. Until my credit swelling has reduced, the checking account will most likely remain under $100.
posted by Dave at 1:40:00 AM
5 Comments:
Sobering, isn't it? I won't perform this math on my own schedule, I might feel the sudden urge to kill myself.
said calculations were performed in a text file. the nerds were offended.
I didn't perform any calculations in a text file. I performed the calculations in my head. Said nerds should be ashamed that they needed to use a computer program to do the same.
Additional Calculations:
If I spent all 57.5 hours at Chili's, I would make $537.63 in a seven-day period.
If I had a two-point profit participation in a film that grossed $300 million dollars at the box office, I would make approximately $3 million dollars.
*sigh*
if you were a better liar, i would believe you.
step 1: don't let me see the windows calculator on your screen. :D
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