Job ... Need Job
I need a job. I don't want one, but I need one. But no jobs seem to need me. It's the damnedest thing. There's this new place opening up called Amiya ... it looks like a restaurant or something. I'm going to call them on Monday. If this doesn't work, I might have to auction off some comic books and Star Wars toys.
posted by Dave at 6:01:00 PM
4 Comments:
Don't sell your toys! or your comic books! You will regret it, they keep your spirits up! You will get your money, but it will be hard work by you that gets it. Try Montel Williams, he graduated from Andover. Heck, try the Weinstein Foundation in Baltimore. TRY EVERYONE. Love from Narabin's hometown.
How would you feel about substitute teaching? If you have 60 college credits you can do it. I know its not exactly a dream job, but I can find out if my school needs any per diem subs. Basically you would tell them what days you can work per week, and they contact you as needed....or something like that. In any case it works around which days you can work. My friends and I all did it for a while and it isn't bad. Contact me if your interested.
Substitute teaching, eh?
Cut to:
Filmic imaginary sequence of a room filled with rowdy kids. Enter DAVE - 21, young, handsome and filled with passion ... the passion to teach!
DAVE: Alright everyone, settle down. Ms. Jackson couldn't come to school today, so I have a lesson plan for us to follow.
ROWDY STUDENT #!: That sucks! Why can't we just watch TV? The school gets ESPN.
DAVE: ESPN? Why don't you sit down and shut up? That sounds better. Now all you little bastards are here to learn. You're not here to fool around, shit head. Sit down and do your work. As a matter of fact, the lesson plan calls for a test. So spread out ... eyes on your own paper ... and if I hear so much as a peep, you're gonna be reorganizing the library book shelves for detention! Got it?!
ROWDY STUDENT #1: (meekly) Uhhh ... yes, sir.
END IMAGINATION SEQUENCE.
Hmmmm ... substitute teaching, eh? I think I could handle that. I saw Dangerous Minds. I know how to handle rowdy kids. I mean, I'm no Michelle Pfeiffer, but I can take a room full of punks.
selling toys always raises revenue, and comic books make even more.
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