dave is sure to attack

Um, so ... Googlisms. They're an old trick, I know. Here's some of my favorites for "dave:"

dave is back
dave is off the mark
dave is a hotty page's dreambook
dave is hott
dave is sure to attack
dave is offended by an inadvertent "t"
dave is sick
dave is funnier then me
dave is out
dave is so fine
dave is a lazy bastard
dave is not a smurf
dave is a sexy bastard
dave is hacked off
dave is dynamic
dave is so cool
dave is way cool awesome
dave is gay
dave is the man
dave is not
dave is cooler than me
dave is a monkey
dave is saved
dave is godly
dave is a trivia whiz and it's fun to watch him show off his talent
dave is being sued for breach of contract
dave is a lucky guy
dave is late
dave is dave