About Me Questionnaire

I stole this from Thurman's blog. I hope he doesn't mind.

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
30th Anniversary James Bond Collection

2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Sherbert Ice Cream

3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Moulin Rouge, Field of Dreams, Always, Big Fish, Life as a House, Saving Private Ryan, Titanic

4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
No plastic surgery ... I would love to get LAISK surgery done on my eyes, though.

5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Losing control of myself and jumping from great heights for no reason.

6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I stutter occasionally.

7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
Hahaha, wouldn't you like to know ...

8. Do you have too many love interests?
I'm only interested in one love ... film .... Oh, and JJ, too. So two loves. Mostly JJ.

9. Do you know anyone famous?
I'm going to be famous one day ... does that count?

10. Describe your bed:
Two extra long twin beds pushed together with king-size sheets covering them.

11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
Are we talking about brushing or going down on someone?

12. Who would play you in a movie?
Dave Matthews

13. Do you know how to play poker?
Not hold 'em, but the other one - but not very well.

14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Wallet, keys, cell phone.

15. Did you regret the way you lost your virginity?
Nope.

16. Are you happy with your given name?
I would like a cooler name that's more memorable. Maybe if my first and middle names were reversed, that'd be cooler. Ryan David Richardson.

17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
Give ... up? What does this mean?

18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
I would retain the same rights George Lucas retained when he made Star Wars so that I could create my own massive entertainment company.

19. What was the last song you were listening to?
John Mayer - Comfortable

20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
Back seat of a car in a parking lot of a state park.

21. Have you ever been in love?
I'm in love right now.

22. Do you talk a lot?
I can babble occasionally.

23. What is you favorite sexual position?
Why choose one when there are so many?

24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
I walk the line sometimes. I've been both a really nice person and a really mean bastard.

25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Unfortunately, I spend most of my time at work, but outside of those hours I am mostly with JJ.

26. What is your ideal marriage location?
A beach would be nice ...

27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
4 ... Aneros

28. Favorite fabric?
Mesh (the ones used in lacrosse shorts)

29. Something you love and hate?
Love: Playing baseball
Hate: Emptying the trash

30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
Not yet ... working on it, though.

31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
God, that would just freak my friends out.

32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Elvish

33. How do you eat an apple?
Along the hemisphere, then top and bottom.

34. What do you order at a bar?
Fruity drinks ... *sigh* that's where my real "queer" self shows through.

35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
No

36. Do you have tattoos?
No

37. What is your drug of choice?
Liquor

38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Dishonesty

39. Ever had same-sex sex?
Have I ever? It's the only kind there is in my book. But what you really wanna know is have I "ever had hetero sex?" Oral, yes; intercourse, no.

40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Darth Vader Voice-changing Helmet

41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
He who has the most toys wins. That and the bigger penis. Women don't get to play.

42. What do you cook the best?
Goulash, chili, tacos, steak with mashed potatoes and broccoli

43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Stand out

44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Good ones ... this question is as dumb as "What kind of films do you want to make?" I like different genres - but the books themselves have to be good. Most of the books I own are Star Wars, though.

45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Fund my films so I could make more money to make more films and buy my family the things they want and need.

46. Burial or cremation?
Clone me so I can live forever.

47. Do you have a fetish?
I'm not answering this question.

48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Music ... I can't play guitar or banjo and I've tried both.

49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
I've gotten better ... I'd say 5.

50. Do you think you're cute?
I'm fucking adorable.