Fucking Networks

I'm doing research on television shows for a project due tomorrow (shut up, I know, fuck you, I don't wanna fucking hear anything about my procrastinating, ok?) and I've found something very aggravating about network television sites. They all have embedded videos that play shit you don't want to watch or hear, and sometimes there are no controls to stop it ... none. At all. You can't fucking stop the stupid videos - the "ooooh" clips that are supposed to contain some type of intrigue.

I'm really tired of stupid websites that are overabundant with flash animations and embedded music/sound effects/videos. A website is supposed to have function - not simply flash every color in the spectrum of light at you while throwing out horribly recorded or digitized sound bites of actors giving shitty lines about why the island they're stuck on has a big metal door in the ground that leads to an underground labyrinth of futuristic technology being run by dinosaurs. I don't want to see it, I don't want to hear it, and if I did, I'd look for a "Media" or "Sound Clips" section of your website - I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY SHOW CRAMMED DOWN MY THROAT, ASSHOLES!

That said, the layout of ABC's website is probably the worst - they are whores to online advertisement. Nothing classy, either ... I'm surprised I haven't seen a flash ad for the Fleshlight (if you don't know what I'm referring to, just Google it ... or trust me when I say that it's a toy for older kids *winkwink*).