Life's Calling

I have found a calling in life. I think I miss the key requirement that you have a passion for scotch. But damn does that sound like a sweet job. You're the Ambassador for SCOTCH! FUCK! You will represent alcohol. Not all alcohol. SCOTCH! Goddamn, that's brilliant. I mean, shit, I'd have considered myself a potentially good Senator of Tequila, but Scotch Ambassador? Fuck tequila. Does the Scotch Ambassador get a U.N. seat? He should.