Like Fucking Clockwork.

So it's just something I noticed but William has already updated his MySpace profile to show as "Single." I'm kinda weirded out by the lack of another "Status" option ... there should be a "Just Ended Relationship" option so you don't look like you're just turning and burning a used copy of a video game or something. I mean ... it's so cold and sterile.

Yesterday you were in a relationship with someone and today you're not. There should be a color scheme to it as well that progressively shows just HOW single you really are. Like, today I'm light blue single. In two weeks, I'll be moderately blue single. If I'm not dating someone in two months, I'll be deep Navy blue single.

I think that's a much better way of handling that, don't you? I don't know. So weird. I just dislike the feeling that comes with noticing things that make me aware of being single again. To be honest, being single is not the ideal for me. I'd rather be in a shitty relationship than be single. When I'm single, I feel like my gaydar is always on and constantly searching for a potential suitor. It's energy-draining.