Now I've Got An Eyepatch (And It's Jaunty!)

If you thought that it would bring me down,
Losing one eye to your society of madness,
Don't think for one second that you've won
Because now I've got a jaunty eyepatch
And I'm a fucking pirate, with you at the edge of my plank.
Even with one eye, why am I the only one who saw that coming?
Now turn around and jump for me, because I'm kinda busy these days ...