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By JokerRipper on November.24.2002, 7:43 AM
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Damn. What was everyone doing up at 5 in the morning? And Matt ... I hate you. But, um:

Matt: I think you left your balls in the closet
Joker Ripper: Yeah, with my baseball bat.

What the hell was I thinking? "Yeah ... with my [i]baseball bat?[i]" Nice. Smooth. I'm a moron.

- Dave

By JokerRipper on November.24.2002, 8:05 AM
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Oh, and Matt.

Matt: You understand that I have to post this don't you?
Joker Ripper: sure, go haeadh
Joker Ripper: 8ahgead
Joker Ripper: *ahdead
Joker Ripper: fuck#!!!!
Joker Ripper: DAMMIT
Joker Ripper: Post is
Matt: Only if you say something really funny
Matt: Something about your genitalia preferrably
Matt: Ready, set......
Matt: Go!
Joker Ripper: fuck you
Joker Ripper: Im' not an idiot
Joker Ripper: i'm just drunk

Does that REALLY count as getting permission? >:-(

- Dave

I don't know what was going on, but I apparently got drunk more before I lived in a dorm:

By JokerRipper on November.23.2002, 11:57 PM
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at some point , i think ai jsut gave up ... and stoped tryihng o fidx my espelalling srerros. i can't wait unitl I go to new yhornk next month ... chi'lis' sucks.

:-D

I htinki if I sholwoed down, I could typee bester. But i cekeep making misteakes, even when I go back tow roccrect it. Fcuk it ...

-= Dave

By JokerRipper on November.24.2002, 12:05 AM
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lol, in'm an idiot

Joker Ripper: Yeah, shut up
Joker Ripper: I cna type
Steve: cna eh?
Joker Ripper: I can type
Joker Ripper: It's just very difficult
Steve: getting better
Joker Ripper: Yeah, I can do it.
Joker Ripper: It's just very fucking difficult
Steve: thanks
Joker Ripper: I have to conscentrate
Joker Ripper: :-D
Joker Ripper: which is diffuicntl
Joker Ripper: DIFFICULT
Joker Ripper: :-)
Steve: you almost spelled concentrate
Joker Ripper: CONSENTRATE
Joker Ripper: CONVENTRATE

Joker Ripper: CONCENRTRATE
Joker Ripper: FUCK!

Joker Ripper: CONCENTRATEW
Steve: hahaha
Joker Ripper: CONCENTRATE!
Joker Ripper: got
Joker Ripper: it
Steve: excellent
Joker Ripper: yeah!

From there, it only gets worse:

By JokerRipper on November.24.2002, 12:30 AM
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El kicks ass. I kick ass too. Liek fucking Superman! She got drunk wthe smae tnight as nme. :-D

lol ... funny. I said superman, so I hve to say "boy wonderufl," caus eeomseone wil think that af's funny.

in the works dof oJay ... "AZAAA WOOOO!" lol ... he'said asaaaaaaaa woooo... the works tapart si ... i dn't fuking feel liek fixing my msitaeks. canseu I hknowt here's way tooo fucking makney to acnae.g GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR............ ........................

- Dvae

I'll end it with this last post, cause it's a big one. It was so nice when we Nancies would post our AIM convos on the boards, showing off the stupidity of one another:

By Bo. on November.24.2002, 1:42 AM
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Joker Ripper: i feel ike ... mattehw mchonoughey ... naken bonogs
Joker Ripper: crather? yosishis ... nobondsoa
Joker Ripper: corrupted #40 ... I downloaded that set and it was al god escpet for #40
Joker Ripper: the last track
Joker Ripper: fuckers
Joker Ripper: ever;ythign spins when ;your fdurnk
Joker Ripper: I can still understand what's going on, though.
Joker Ripper: how'reyou tonigth?
Joker Ripper: i don't thin ki should've ebeen drinking
Joker Ripper: I have to be at work in liek 9 hours
Joker Ripper: Indon'tnt now how son this this connga wear off
Joker Ripper: you htenre?
Matt: yes sir
Matt: you sure you're not gonna try and get your paws on Jay's python?
Joker Ripper: lol
Joker Ripper: Nah, dawg
Matt: c'mon
Matt: wuss
Joker Ripper: Jays'so ocute
Joker Ripper: NO
Joker Ripper: Jay's funny
Joker Ripper: And sexy
Matt: What are you? Straight?
Joker Ripper: But I'm gnot knoggan rty to get my paws on jay's ptyhon ... fuck
Joker Ripper: I can't en ve speell "python"
Joker Ripper: DAMn, I did it ...
Joker Ripper: lol
Matt: hah
Joker Ripper: Dno't modck me
Joker Ripper: I'll kick your ass later
Joker Ripper: lol
Joker Ripper: fuck
Matt: nah, c'mon man. Just between you and me
Matt: how big do you think it is?
Joker Ripper: How big do I thin "wath? is?
Matt: c'mon now
Joker Ripper: lol
Joker Ripper: I know what your'e talking about
Joker Ripper: I'm not ansering teh wqutionst htough. I might not be able to type straight, but I can think straight
Joker Ripper: ...
Joker Ripper: As straight as a gay guy guest
Joker Ripper: *gets
Matt: why not answer?
Matt: it won't hurt anyone
Matt: I bet it's big
Matt: Don't you think?
Joker Ripper: dumabss
Joker Ripper: you got me in roubtle
Matt: How?
Joker Ripper: I was tlkaing ot jay and I seaid something stupid out loaud
Joker Ripper: aou gongin tou with him
Joker Ripper: fuck
Joker Ripper: that fucks things up
Matt: What did I have to do with that?
Joker Ripper: DAMMIT!!!
Joker Ripper: YOU BROUGHTUP THE SUBJECT OF JAY AD ME
Matt: Is he wearing pants?
Matt: I bet he's not
Matt: I bet it's just hangin out
Matt: Think about it
Joker Ripper: lol, I'm wearing pants'
Joker Ripper: Bt I don't knw about Jay
Joker Ripper: And seeing as he's not frunkk, I htink th'e sproppbaly wearing pant
Joker Ripper: s
Matt: ask him
Joker Ripper: no
Matt: wuss
Joker Ripper: Sorry, Imn' not a moron
Matt: you are so gay
Joker Ripper: Whatever
Joker Ripper: yeah
Matt: c'mon wuss
Joker Ripper: so, what's our pourint?
Joker Ripper: I'm not an idiot. I mgiht say moerthan I mean to
Matt: I think you left your balls in the closet
Joker Ripper: Yeah, with my baseball bat.
Joker Ripper: Shut up, ass
Matt: ask him
Matt: c'mon
Matt: it'll be fun
Matt: tell him to touch it for you
Joker Ripper: I have to go to sleep, because I have to be at work at 11

I counted and came up with a total tally of 16 "fuck you"s. :-D


And I notice that I responded to his comment that I left my balls in the closet with a snappy, "Yeah, with my baseball bat." Wow.